No, I'm British
I don’t speak English
Stare any longer and I’ll follow you home
I don’t have SARS
I have SARS
Out of my fucking way650 p/h
Yes it is true
The same as on my head
100nt per question
Free
Where is the airport?
Nosy little sod aren’t you
First day in Taiwan
I don’t want a receipt or a straw
Get up - I’m pregnantYou’re uglier than your photo suggests too
I have no interest in language exchange either
Spoilt foreigner alert
I’m always full
Victim of reverse racism
Ignore this message
Don’t feed the narcissist
Betel nut girls don’t spit
7 comments:
I'll suggest a few more:
I am not an English teacher
I am not an American
How about "Women waiguoren dou shi zheyangzi."
That's great!
Honestly, I would buy some of these if they really were shirts.
I also added some more:
* "Speak slower" does not mean "Speak English."
* I'm not from the Netherlands*
* I don't need a fork.
* There's no audience. It's a laugh track. No one's laughing, because it's not funny. Donald Duck is not saying "Oh, my God!" and nobody's gasping in disbelief, because it's all quite believable. And, no she is not ke ai, so please change the channel.**
* Please, don't pet me.
* Where are all the ninjas?
* Where's your sword?
* I speak zhong1 guo2 hua4...I mean, tai2 wu3....I mean, zhong1 wen2.
* There is no Mainland.
* French people aren't really romantic, and Paris smells like urine most of the time.
* Give me your wallet, and maybe you can touch my beard.
* Of course it's bigger....a lot bigger.
* Do I look like I want a Snoopy hologram?
* I love Thailand.
* For redheads
** Only available in XL and XXL
Here are a few more:
Seen enough yet?
We all know how to use chopsticks.
Thanks, but we both know my Chinese sucks.
Because I'm hiding from the police back home.
Hah! Makes me wish I were a Caucasian foreigner, just so I could get me one of these shirts.
Hey Mate
Keep on the blog and start a tshirt production :)
I'll see u next week around disheng
greg in shanghai
The "Wo BU SHR MEIGUOREN!" one definiteluy gets my vote :)
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